"Computer, tea, Early grey, hot.'

Confirmed. Firing photon torpedoes.

"No! Cancel"

Ok, Teleporting pants to cargo Bay 5.
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This is what it felt like trying to get #alexa to play a specific song on #Pandora this morning.

Go ahead, try to get it to play "Ballad of the Witches Road". Ended up with something from SpongeBob. Seriously.

The future is stupid.