…. commission finds that the proximal cause of destruction was the First Officer’s command “Engage evasive action pattern Santana Alpha 3 (Final) Revised” instead of “Copy of Copy of Santana Alpha 3 (Final) Revised”…

…. commission recommends that a sort-by-stardate option be added to command consoles and that staff be retrained to prefer formal control PADD interface over natural language interface, due to ambiguity and unverifiability of the latter …

…. further recommends that a subsequent independent review be conducted into the decision to adopt Windows for Warships, replacing LCARS, in the Quasar-Class light cruisers and that these vessels be removed from neutral zone patrols pending the review….

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