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“We’re at DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

:cubs: :bears:

Under his eye. She/Her.

#teamOrca

Older cishet man living near Monasterevin, Co Kildare, Ireland.
Self-diagnosed autistic. I regard myself as left wing and egalitarian.

#ActuallyAutistic #Vegetarian #MastoDaoine #cix #cixen #Kildare #Monasterevin

Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob

Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses

Finding solace in photography.
Macro photography. Nature, landscape, flower and tree photography.

Often more info in the Alt Text. Je parle aussi français.

Former historian and archivist. Now horticulturist and aspiring homesteader.

Other artistic endeavours on Pixelfed : https://pixelfed.social/i/web/profile/593182438254041504

Previous accounts:
From June 2023 to April 2024 on mastodon.social
From April 2024 to January 2025 on mastodon.art

Internet wanderer with a wobbly front tooth. Cat named Pickle.

If my tooth falls out: I'll put it under my pillow, in the morning it will emerge as a butterfly – or a household appliance of your choosing. Make a wish for it.

Profile background: Maple Color (Erin Hanson, 2019).

Yorkshire resident disenfranchised European, NI exile, (very) slow cyclist (aka fat bloke at the back). Ex HMF, ex NHS, now Lollipop man.
"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
#NoBot #NoIndex

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

Professional Chill-Leader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics #weather and learning about anything and everything. #Spoonie also.

☕️️ Beats & Pixels, Fueled by Caffeine
⚖️ Calm Over Chaos by Default
⌛ Ephemeral Timeline

Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age.
Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️‍🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele Pronouns: She/Her
Beige.party is the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.
NO AI used in writing posts.

Early years in Venice Beach, then the desert in California, early teens in rural central Utah, then high school and college in SLC. Western Oregon since early 80's.
Lover of books, birds, trees, beaches, Alaska, Hawaii, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland...
I organize books for fun at the library, knit, crochet, cook, and love to walk.
Petsitter for dogs, cats, bunnies, and the occasional hedgehog.
Former restaurant and natural food store worker. Made forest service maps for a year or two.

#Queer #Southern #Hillbilly #Artist
#Photographer #Storyteller #DJ #Foodie
#Neurospicy #Spoonie
He/They/Y'all

Dad to #CharleneTheCat ❤️ | RIP Jack ❤️

#AltText

Header: white color block

#NoTagsPub

AVI: First-grade school pic of me, 1963.

▶️ Like my pictures? A few bucks to help keep the lights on would be much appreciated. 🙏

https://ko-fi.com/theeddieshow

Just a lady with a cat and a garden. Also a scientist who contemplates so much documentation, attends endless meetings, and battles pivot tables. From Washington State in the Pacific Northwest.

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”

90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.

Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.

Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop

#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad

Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.

Vancouver Island, BC.

#AsianMastodon #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #DiversityInclusion #CovidSafety #DoxNazis

Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.

Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

5yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!