Comic strip of 4 panels. A cultist is summoning a dread entity.
Cultist: Arise, dread Nyarlathotep! Arise, foul Cthulhu! Arise!
Voice from stage right: Stop right there!
Cultist: Ahhh... you must be one of the League of Elder God hunters!
Lady: No. A librarian. That book is two weeks overdue. Pay your $2.37 fine, or I have to take the book right now.
Cultists: I've got $1.23. I have my lucky nickel. I spent all my money on candy bars.
(Librarian leaves with eldritch tome).
Cultist: Dang.