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Republican Rep. Buddy Carter of Georgia has submitted a bill that would change the name of Greenland to "Red, White, and Blueland"โand he's dead serious.
L11
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3 weeks ago
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@georgetakei Commedians get into troubles if you cant distinguish between reality and satyre any more.
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On behalf of my family I am happy to announce that we have passed a bill to refrain from making a purchase offer for Donald Trump and to rename him "#OopsietheDoofus".
On behalf of my family I am happy to announce that we have passed a bill to refrain from making a purchase offer for Donald Trump and to rename him "#OopsietheDoofus".
Best of luck to #denmark!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/11/denmark-california-greenland-california
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@georgetakei This increasingly sounds like a Baldrick class cunning plan to help non US mapping companies. Once every landmark has been renamed, San-Francisco renamed to Saint-Francis, Corpus Christi to Body of Trump and the Rio-Grande to Great River, nobody will use the US maps anymore.
Tim
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3 weeks ago
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@georgetakei Hopefully we are keeping a list of all the stuipd things we'll need to revert once #felon47, #fElon, and most of the #GOP are in prison.
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@georgetakei It's already understood that USA can change the name(s) of any place it wants, for use inside USA.
Please keep it off our maps in Canada and elsewhere. That bracketed (Gulf of America) is utter bullshit. Nobody wants it, so stop foisting it on countries that aren't involved with your renewed shitty government.
Google fucking sucks...
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@georgetakei It's already understood that USA can change the name(s) of any place it wants, for use inside USA.
Please keep it off our maps in Canada and elsewhere. That bracketed (Gulf of America) is utter bullshit. Nobody wants it, so stop foisting it on countries that aren't involved with your renewed shitty government.
xaxat
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3 weeks ago
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@georgetakei How many stumps could a stump jumper jump if a stump jumper could jump stumps?
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@georgetakei We should respond to every single action like this with "OTISBERG?" and see who gets the joke.
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@georgetakei Nice Move! I'll start a referendum in the Bundestag to change the name of Georgia to "Marbleslost".
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Al
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3 weeks ago
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@georgetakei
afterwards is he going to get to the price of food in the stores?
afterwards is he going to get to the price of food in the stores?
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@georgetakei Iโm delighted. Ehrm. Ouch. Sorry. I accidently read โand heโs dead, seriousโ. My silly fault.
Well, interpunction could save democracy in some cases.
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No one said you needed an IQ to enter Congress. Only a sizeable ego and patrons willing to abuse you.
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@georgetakei The more insidious part of this bill is that it authorizes the president to enter negotiations to acquire Greenland.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/all-info
CC: @repthompson As an American, I am embarrassed by this bill. As a human, am offended.
#RedWhiteAndBlueActOf2025 #Greenland#Colonialism#LateStageCapitalism#USPol
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@georgetakei It started with The Blob writing his name onto literally ANYTHING he laid those tiny hands on, a painfully embarrassing habit as it is. Now it looks as if it rubs off. ๐
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Harry
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3 weeks ago
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@georgetakei I would like to propose an amendment that henceforth the country formerly known as Iceland shall be known as the Land of Nod. Thank you.
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@georgetakei WTF?
By the way, Denmark and thus Greenland has decent health security. If I were a citizen of that country, it would be one of the biggest reasons to say no to Trump and his croonies.
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@georgetakei look at this fat fuck and his little shit bagdes
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