@georgetakei if Leonard Nimoy were alive he’d have a goatee.

@georgetakei It is like I am living inside Mad Magazine.

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In his mind, he pulls off a stunning trick shot, pissing simultaneously on the UN, women, and his wife.

I'm cheering for Melania on this one, hoping she'll do a great job, dumping his excreta back on him.

@georgetakei Looks like an empowering message for girls: "See, no matter how a miserable worker you're now, if you grow up pretty enough, you have a chance to sit in the chair of the most powerful person of the world!".
I don't know if I had to write throne, or to be specific on the kind of work, or standard of beauty. I even avoided the part of marrying a prince, we know that's pure fiction.

@georgetakei at least she kept her clothes on🙈

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Trump delights in trying to demean the world, but all he does is demean Americans.

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Melania 2028?

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Gathering footage for the sequel...

She barely can read

@georgetakei Terran Empire but with clowns

@georgetakei Now ! Now ! With her Netflix documentary, even if just a bribe, Melania is now a member of SAG so the exec producer Donald can cast her in any role he sees fit for his Reality TV show including guest starring as US Ambassador to UN during security council meeting (which Donald sees as a joke).

@georgetakei A literal chair would have been a better pick.

@georgetakei I don't like it too. Brains are needed there. Not Melania.

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#deportMelania #sendBarron #draftBarron