@georgetakei Don't want to get wet? Stay inside when it rains!

@georgetakei "Yes, just simply stop being vulnerable and exploitable." Some advice is like vinegar in a wound.

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When asked, "How can we thrive during this period when the Government has been taken over by the dregs of humanity?", Dr. Oz replied, "Get scummier."

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Does he tell that to his obviously unhealthy boss?

@georgetakei Lex Luthor tells Americans to become more like Superman to be impervious to mass shootings.

@georgetakei Incompetence is a requirement.

I would also never understand how MAGA hates Muslims (e.g. Mamdani), but has no issues with Mehmet Öz, a Moslem, who served in the Turkish Army.

Makes total sense, not!

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The stunning thing is that MAGAts believe in this crap. I know lots of them who say things like, "When I was a kid in a small town in Alabama, no one ever got sick." Like, somehow, wanting health care is what causes disease.

It's not just incompetence. It's hysteria.

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The Wizard of Oz 🤣
Sry - I 🙏🏻 4U

@georgetakei "I'm going to live forever or die trying." - Groucho Marx

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It's like just stop being poor, right? /s

@georgetakei the Republican healthcare plan. Do not get sick. If you for get sick, die quickly (it is cheaper).

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But wait, I’m sure The great Oz has some snake oil to sell you. Isn’t that his stock in trade?!

@georgetakei Is he telling the truth? Why, yes, yes he is. Is it of any use to anyone though? No. Is it a clever thing to say? Hell no. It's beyond stupid. But it is true. If you are healthier you need less healthcare. Well spotted, Dr. "Captain Obvious" Oz.

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Thanks, Oprah!