@georgetakei I mean it's an ongoing joke to the rest of the world that the American Military has the accuracy of Star wars storm troopers. I doubt it was deliberate of course but this would hardly be the first time civilians were accidentally caught up in American warfare

@georgetakei Orange man speak with forked tongue! Talk BS! 🎯 💩

#LiarsGonnaLie in #Trumpistan. EVERY SINGLE WORD. #SuspendDisbelief.
#FascistsGonnaFascist.
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[Trump's next story] So it was the Cloggies? They're very close to Denmark, and probably intend to steal our Greenland state when we're not looking.

@georgetakei It's kind of funny...every time he says something even he seems surprised at what comes out of his mouth.

@georgetakei Maybe it's from Trump's private collection.

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Surely only countries with native Americans can launch tomahawks 🤪

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Japan also has a few Tomahawks.

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Distraction Jackson
What's your action?

Makin up lies and weavings and falsehoods

Distraction Jackson
Where's your traction?

I got 3 favorite guiles
That get most of my cons done.

Distraction Jackson
How'd you wax on?

I got and, butt, and ore,
They got me pretty far

And is an additive
Like tomahawks AND Iran.

Butt is kinda the opposite:
Lady, your BUTT's too big.

And then there's ore, O-R-E.
For when there's no choice:
Solar?! Clean ORE!

And, butt and ... Epstein who?

@georgetakei trump thinks you stand at the back with a match and light a fuse like Wile E. Coyote.

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Oh OK Donnie. So who's got Ollie North's job description these days?

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Or Hegseth sold Iran Tomahawks during a bender.

@georgetakei He must really think that most of the people in this country are not knowledgeable enough to check out the information that he gives to the public. What a D***A**.

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what needs to be investigated is the treason committed every day by Trump, Hegseth, Miller, Gabbard, et al.

@georgetakei A rambling sack of shit.

@georgetakei what's the tell-tale sign that Trump lies? His lips move.

@georgetakei Well, since he put it like that, I'm convinced Iran secretly has a way to access a missile that is produced in the low hundreds per year, costs $4 million a pop when sold to select international partners, requires access to US military contractors and more advanced equipment to operate at all, and was somehow able to locate it in an area that was right next to a target that the US and Israeli military were planning to attack without warning during diplomatic negotiations. They're cunning, yet not cunning enough to keep their leadership safe, apparently.

@georgetakei Once upon a time, we liked to pretend that "personal responsibility" was a conservative virtue.

@georgetakei This is what negative credibility sounds like.