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@georgetakei
Why stop at that?
Let's nail Krasnov to a cross and make him the new Jesus.
Or let's shoot him into space, ignite him in nuclear fusion and make him the new sun.
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i think it more likely the magic blue smoke would come out of the US and catholicism and neither would be usable or functional after.
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@georgetakei ahem
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State
Since The Pope is the Head of The Holy See and Vatican City , that seems well within the scope of office and title of a foreign state. Congress cannot wipe its ass at the moment so consent of congress is a non starter.
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@georgetakei I'm seeing this on May 1st wondering if someone thought it was April 1st.
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@georgetakei I LOVE THIS PLAN!!
Just ship Trump off to the Vatican and leave him there until he dies!
Problem solved!
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@georgetakei Yeah the opioid Crysis shows in the whole GOP! Only drugs can explain what's going on here!
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@georgetakei This "ass-kissing" by Lady Lindsey is standard stuff for him now. He doesn't care about SC, or the country-just his political survival.
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@georgetakei Graham is more stupid that I thought, then. And Trump would have to become a cardinal first, anyway.
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@georgetakei well, what do you know? Maybe Nostradamus's prophecy about a black pope was right! Just he didn't mean Black as in of African heritage, but black as in fascist. 🤣
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I. He. WHAT.
I need a beer. I can't drink alcohol but I NEED A FUCKING BEER. What is this reality.
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@georgetakei Every country that has a big gap between the rich and the poor is unstable. Doesn't matter what the dictator says. It's riddled with corruption. We need to get back a government by the people. Enough of this devil is the Pope crap.
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"Yeah - I'd be a tremendous Pope. Nothing like old sleepy Francis. I have bigly ideas to Make Catholicism Great Again. Lots of people ask me to be pope, and I think I could do it better than anyone. I'd be tremendous at poping. I hear the Pope gets to do papal bulls - and I'm famous for bigger, more magnificent bull than anyone. So we'll see. I'm definitely not ruling it out."
"Yeah - I'd be a tremendous Pope. Nothing like old sleepy Francis. I have bigly ideas to Make Catholicism Great Again. Lots of people ask me to be pope, and I think I could do it better than anyone. I'd be tremendous at poping. I hear the Pope gets to do papal bulls - and I'm famous for bigger, more magnificent bull than anyone. So we'll see. I'm definitely not ruling it out."
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lol...Lady G is obviously being satirical. It is actually kinda funny if you step back and appreciate the humor behind it (still kinda sad that there isn't a "/s" at the end of his post).
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@georgetakei It would definitely bring a new meaning to the previously rhetorical question, "Is the pope Catholic?"
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@georgetakei Relax, Lindsey's famous for his impish sense of humour. Isn't he? Oh God, nooo ...
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@georgetakei so does everything tastes like shit to him now ? Always having his lips firmly planted on Trumps ass ?
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@georgetakei The whole lot of them are trolling us. Smoke and mirrors. Misdirection. That’s their entire game.
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@georgetakei This like killing someone while driving under the influence. You wish it were all just a bad dream and that you would just wake up. You just start to stay more stupid and more outrageous. But in the end, yes, reality will set it. YOU MESSED UP DUDE! 😂
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@georgetakei Was it John Candy or Dave Thomas that wanted to be King of the Pope's? #SCTV
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I wonder if someone would get confused and think that he *was* elected pope if they saw the orange smoke rising from
someone else burning him in effigy...
I wonder if someone would get confused and think that he *was* elected pope if they saw the orange smoke rising from
someone else burning him in effigy...
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@georgetakei
U.S. President and Pope in one person? I watched enough horror movies to know this will be the Antichrist.
U.S. President and Pope in one person? I watched enough horror movies to know this will be the Antichrist.
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@georgetakei except for the whole: cannot hold titles or be sovereign of another country clause in that pesky constitution the Republicans seems so eager to not care about anymore.
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@georgetakei pretty sure there was a Grimms Fairy Tale about this (in the old collection of Grimms) that was about this exact story: a buffoon makes a deal with some sort of dark magical creature and is made king and then pope. It does not end well for him.
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@georgetakei trump cannot be the pope because he’s not Catholic, the same way he cannot be US president because he’s not American.
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@georgetakei can't be real.
Nobody is *that* stupid and survives to become an adult. Or is even capable to post something on the net.
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@georgetakei I am trying to to remember when it was exactly that I started questioning the sanity of the US elected Congress folk.
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@georgetakei Luckily, Trump is not a catholic man in good standing, so not eligible.
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No matter how hard and urgently he looks for it, Lindsey Graham discovers only that he has no bottom.
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@georgetakei first, what in the actual f. Second, don’t you have to go to church to be a pope?
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@georgetakei As a U.S. citizen, I want to support this because it would get him out of the country and away from U.S. politics permanently. But as a Christian, it kind of makes my brain hurt and grinds my guts to even think about.
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What about the following:
If the orange Clown can name a single Bible verse correctly, he would be named the next Pope…
What about the following:
If the orange Clown can name a single Bible verse correctly, he would be named the next Pope…
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@georgetakei might require Trump to actually read the Bible. Couldn't see that happening! 🤔
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@georgetakei It's Lindsays attempt at revenge for january 6, because we all know that as soon as the Orange One's tiny hands are touching holy water, he'll turn into dust.
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@georgetakei A hint of taking the Mickey under that obsequiousness? Otherwise brown-nosing taken to its logical conclusion. Kompromat must be *harsh*.
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Whatever it is they're smoking in South Carolina, I want some of it, too.
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In case anyone wondered if there's an ass-kissing line Lindsey Graham won't cross, the answer remains, no.
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RE
#trump and #pope mix #WhiteSmoke
"Waiting for white smoke" #lindsaygraham
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#trump and #pope mix #WhiteSmoke
"Waiting for white smoke" #lindsaygraham
"Smoke" is the key word that the #SouthCarolina#Senator was thinking about
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@georgetakei They’re completely insane. The whole lot of them. Get them serious psychological help, powerful medication, and tight white jackets with huggy sleeves.
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@georgetakei Are they going to storm the vatican when they lose again, or are they going to just declare him the antipope?
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@georgetakei Hey! I could be the next Dalai Lama! Maybe I’ll be King of the Belgians? Anything is possible if you’re stupid enough!
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